Great. No thunder. Another swim meet. 2 hours 'til. Can it get any worse???
Again, if you know my secret, you would know why my mom just purchased a new wig. If you look up Candy Slice and the Slicers on YouTube, and look at the girl's hair, you would have an idea of what this wig looks like.
I really am running out of things to say. I guess since I am not talking about school anymore, I am just empty of ideas, so I filling up space telling you about it.
Here is another joke:
A man named Joey recently died and went to the gates of heaven. He tried to open it, but John the Baptist stopped him. He said to Joey, "What makes you think you can go through?"
Joey replied,"Because I have lived a good life and have done good deeds."
"What kind of good deeds?"
"Well, I helped an old lady get her purse back from some tough guy who was trying to steal it."
"What did you do?"
"I spat in his face and pulled his gold earring right out of his lobe."
"How long ago was this?" John asked.
Joey replied, "It was just a few minutes ago."
I know, not really funny.